no one kicks chuck norris… it is ony Chuck that gives permission to your brain to think that he could ever be kicked. It’s a popular preconception that dispersed when Chuck was integrating karate, in the Precambrian era (Chuck doesn’t need to “learn” he just integrates notions in his being), the cells developing at the Cambrian then grew with this false idea… and Chuck didn’t bother cancelling this conception in our own cells (because his all-mightiness tends to equal his modesty).
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http://80smovies.ilove80snetwork.com/jean-claude-van-damme-no-retreat-no-surrender-full-movie/